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Dad jokes are taking over the internet right now and we’ve got one that will make you chuckle. What do you call a pretty pig? Read on to find out.
It’s one of many jokes that has gone viral on social media, like ‘what do you call a melon that commits a crime?’. This one is even funnier…
What do you call a pretty pig?
So, what do you call a pretty pig?
The answer is…
Get it? It sounds like handsome and ham comes from pigs. Hilarious!
This one will crack you up
If you loved that one, this pig jokes will make you snort too…
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
So funny!
More funny pig dad jokes
Here are some more to tell your friends…
- How do pigs get to the hospital? In ham-bulances.
- How do pigs write top-secret messages? With invisible oink!
- Why are pigs awful basketball players? They hog the ball.
- What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A porky-pine.
- Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table? She was hogging the food.
- What’s it called when a bunch of pigs do athletic games? The Olympigs.
- What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment.
- What do you call a pig who does karate? A pork chop.
- What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic Pork.
- What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work? Philanthropig.
- I read a story about pig anatomy. It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.
- Where do flying pigs go? Hogwarts.
- What is a pig’s favorite Halloween costume? Frankenswine.
- How do pigs greet their family and friends? With hogs and kisses.
- What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig!
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