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Dad jokes are taking over the internet right now and here’s one that will crack you up. How much does a polar bear weigh?
The cheesy gag is actually a hilarious pick-up line you could use on your next date – but don’t blame us if it all goes pear-shaped.
How much does a polar bear weigh?
So, how much does a polar bear weigh?
The answer is…
So funny! It’s a real icebreaker.
People actually use the pick-up line
It seems as though lots of people actually use the joke to try and chat up a potential partner – and many have been sharing their funny stories on Twitter.
One person wrote: “A man messaged me on a dating app and said ‘How much does a polar bear weigh?’. I proceeded to list the average weights for male and female polar bears, but made sure to state that due to the destruction of their ecosystem, they are likely to be smaller…. He unmatched.”
“I would say hello and introduce myself. I would ask you how much does an average polar bear weigh? After you give me a look as if I am crazy. I would say, ‘Enough to break the ice!’ If you laughed or even smiled, then we would continue talking,” said another.
A third person added: “*Yelling over loud music into her ear*. Me: How much does a polar bear weigh? Her: Huh? Me: How much does a polar bear weigh? Her: (Confused) What? Me: Enough to break the ice, my name is _____ how are you doing? You look beautiful.
More funny pick-up lines
Here are some more hilarious pick-up lines to use…
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
- Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
- There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
- Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
- I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
- If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
- I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
- I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
- Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
Here’s another joke that will crack you up. What do you call a boat that can fly? And one more. How do you make an egg roll?
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