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Halloween is fast approaching and what better way to celebrate than with a spooky dad joke. What do you call two witches sharing an apartment? Read on for the punchline.
It’s one of many spooktacular gags taking over social media this October, like ‘How do you fix a broken pumpkin?’. This one is even funnier…
What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
So, what do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
The answer is…
It sounds like roommates. So funny!
Another one to tell your friends
Here’s another one…
What do witches’ cats like to eat for breakfast?
Wait for it…
More funny dad jokes about witches
If you loved those, here are some more dad jokes about witches…
- Who turns the lights off on Halloween? The light’s witch.
- What do you learn in witch school? Spelling.
- Why was the broom late? It over swept.
- How do you make a witch scratch? By taking away the ‘w’.
- What do you call a nervous witch? A twitch.
- Why couldn’t the little witch read her spellbook? It was written in curse-ive.
- What do witches in Australia ride? Broomerangs.
- What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future? Witchful thinking.
- What do you call a witch that lives in the desert? A sand-witch.
- What is a witch’s favorite makeup? Ma-scare-a.
- What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese.
- What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? It’s time to go sweep.
- Why did the witch go to the doctor? She had a dizzy spell.
- Why is it good to drink witch’s brew? It’s very newt-tricious!
- What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
- Why are witches good at farming? Because they love occult-ivation.
- How do witches play loud music? On their broom boxes.
Happy Halloween witches!
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